Humour For a Tuesday

New Software Yellows Neglected Digital Photos Over Time

February 8, 2006

ROCHESTER, NY — Eastman Kodak released an imaging software package that yellows, fades, and even loses digital photos over time Monday.  “With the click of a mouse, Fotomatshop will make your digital photographs crease, develop fingerprint spots, and even stick together in their ‘virtual shoebox,'” Kodak president Antonio Perez said. “It even has motion-blur and redden-eye features.”  The software takes a week to process 26 digital photos, and charges $9.95 per use.

(my thanks to The Onion)

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