Millennial

Everything they do
Is so terribly important,

Everything they think
Is absolutely critical,

Every person they know
Is pretty essential,

All the words they speak
Are just plain brilliant.

Nothing that they note
Is earth-shattering,

Nothing that they text
Has much consequence,

All the posts they write
Cause others to wonder,

All the jokes they tell
Make me sick.

The one thing they are
Is self-righteous,

The one thing they note
Is their own fate,

The only tweets they make
Are utter nonsense,

The only pals they have
Confirm their perfect genius.

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